im so nervous im going to LA and i feel like a huge dork
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im only gonna tell you this once straight up…
Pay Attention To Me.
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ok dad i get it u remember when i was born do u want a medal
i texted both my parents asking what time i was born so i can try and work out my rising zodiac sign and my dad texted me and said i was born at 6 or 7 and then my mum txted saying i was born at 9:05pm but honestly i think they’re both lying and they don’t remember but made something up so they didn’t look bad lmao -__-
wow i just had the weirdest encounter at starbucks
a really really super cute boy served me and was like ‘hey i met u at a party’
and i was like.. ‘uh.. did u, i cant remember, i think i would remember’
;) ;) ;)
and then he asked for my name like they do in starbucks and i said ‘rachel’ cause that is my name…
and he was like ‘oh…….. you gave me a fake name at the party’
and he looked really sore and sad and i was like wtf i def dont give fake names at parties and especially not to angelic looking hair flowin eyes sparklin male model lookin dudes
but i didnt say that i just kinda walked away confused and sad sipping on my lite decaf caramel cappuccino
s/o to every guy that ever got me pregnant this father’s day
honestly this was an attempted butt pic but i dropped my phone and have u ever tried to take a decent butt pic it’s actually kinda hard


